According to Dr. Michael Roizen, about 65,000,000 people suffer from back pain. He also says that you are likely to have a serious episode with your back once every 15 years of your life. Strangely, that’s the same schedule that divorce runs on for some people. A coincidence? I think not! It’s rather hard to be chipper and happy when your back is cranky!
So I’m not claiming that I have found the secret to curing back pain for everyone, but I HAVE found something that is so brilliant for mine that it makes me weep for joy. And because of that, I want to let everyone who also suffers from this debilitating condition know about my REMARKABLE discovery!
Before I tell you about this, please know that I have bought and tried every single “Newest and Greatest Mattress” known to mankind. I have had 3 different Tempur-pedic mattresses, a Sleep Number Something-or-other, a Sealy Posturepedic Super Duper Pillow Top Miracle Bed….whatever. And NOTHING really helped. Until now…
Enter: Simmons 100% Latex Mattress. Yippee! Hooray! Ding, Ding, Ding! Homerun! I LOVE this bed – LOVE it! My back feels instantly better when I’m lying in it, but even better, after a GREAT night’s sleep, I feel really good with I get out of bed in the morning. It’s my all-time greatest discovery EVER, except for TiVO, SendOutCards,and my iPhone. It’s quite expensive and worth 5 times what I paid. I only wish I had stock in the company!
I conclude with a question. If I now have the “happiest” bed in the world, will I defy all the divorce odds? I’m thinkingI will.
Over and out,
