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Sleep Like a Baby - A Happy Bed for your Aching Back

By Linda Larsen - Friday, September 02, 2011
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According to Dr. Michael Roizen, about 65,000,000 people suffer from back pain. He also says that you are likely to have a serious episode with your back once every 15 years of your life. Strangely, that's the same schedule that divorce runs on for some people. A coincidence? I think not! It's rather hard to be chipper and happy when your back is cranky!

So I'm not claiming that I have found the secret to curing back pain for everyone, but I HAVE found something that is so brilliant for mine that it makes me weep for joy. And because of that, I want to let everyone who also suffers from this debilitating condition know about my REMARKABLE discovery!

Before I tell you about this, please know that I have bought and tried every single "Newest and Greatest Mattress" known to mankind. I have had 3 different Tempur-pedic mattresses, a Sleep Number Something-or-other, a Sealy Posturepedic Super Duper Pillow Top Miracle Bed....whatever. And NOTHING really helped. Until now...

Enter: Simmons 100% Latex Mattress. Yippee! Hooray! Ding, Ding, Ding! Homerun! I LOVE this bed - LOVE it! My back feels instantly better when I'm lying in it, but even better, after a GREAT night's sleep, I feel really good with I get out of bed in the morning. It's my all-time greatest discovery EVER, except for TiVO, SendOutCards,and my iPhone. It's quite expensive and worth 5 times what I paid. I only wish I had stock in the company!

I conclude with a question. If I now have the "happiest" bed in the world, will I defy all the divorce odds? I'm thinkingI will.

Over and out,

Linda Larsen, Motivational Speaker

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Linda Larsen, CSP, CPAE is a Hall of Fame Speaker, professional actress, best-selling author and serious lover of doggies. Linda speaks at conferences and meetings around the world, helping people bring the very best version of themselves to life every day! To talk to Linda about how she can contribute to the success of your next event, call 941-927-4700. Or go to Book Linda Now!

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